After over 5 years of intensive research, countless prototypes, and late nights in my detached garage, I'm thrilled to finally announce a lifelong dream project: Efficiency Pro Max.
It’s an innovation that will literally blow away inefficiency in your organization’s initiatives.
I’ve designed Efficiency Pro Max to fit comfortably in the palm of your hand, allowing you to easily carry it between your Teams meetings.
Simply point it at something that looks inefficient and let out a quick blast.
Efficiency Pro Max handles even the most ridiculous requirements with ease.
It’s also a sustainable, Earth-friendly product.
Efficiency Pro Max is built with post-consumer recycled aluminum and filled with a proprietary formulation of productivity particulates, which bind to anything that adds friction in your organization.
Pre-orders open today and supplies are extremely limited, as my offshore manufacturing partner has cited looming tariffs as a cause for concern.
TLDR: It’d be lovely if solving inefficiencies was as simple as pointing and spraying air. Unfortunately, it isn’t, which is why newsletters like this exist.